[pushing the laptop off her leg, an undercurrent of anger that she's usually much better at controlling coming out in her voice before she reins it back in again]

Yes, it is! I'm the one with the League of Wronged Exes, not you! I mean, what kind of an asshole ruins seven peoples lives' just by dating them?


...and you were the one I hurt the most because you didn't deserve any of my shit.