[Sometime during AU week]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[meanwhile at the dorms, a half-pirate and some girl who managed a +3 lockpicking skill in her bag of tricks are trying to break in to "their" room]

This lock is way more sophisticated than the others. You'd think they were worried about unsavory people trying to break in...

Comments

[the_ex_in_xp]

Which is funny because the most aggressive displays I've seen were at teen shows and those wannabe folk singers with a guitar--hey, like that time at the coffee shop during midterms.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Probably because they're not getting the aggression out. It's all just building up.

[the_ex_in_xp]

And that's terrible, totally why I recommend letting that anger out as soon as possible.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Yeah, but I think the idea is to do it in non-violent ways.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[raising her eyebrows a little as if to silently disagree]

That's one option, I guess...

[the_ex_in_excessive]

With the other being punching, I know.

[the_ex_in_xp]

And headbutting. Or kicking. And judo throws...

[the_ex_in_excessive]

I know, I know. You're really good at violence, hon.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[okay, that is a compliment I will accept]

I get a lot of practice. And it's still healthier than writing whiny songs on some guitar about how I've been wronged and I'm so sensitive.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Yeah, probably. It'd be a waste of your singing voice, too.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[giving a small half-grin]

If I ever sing anything like that, you have my permission to punch me in the throat.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Orrrrr give a strongly disapproving look? Maybe shake my head? Or if I'm feeling really aggressive I could cover your mouth or something.

[the_ex_in_xp]

You and I have very different aggression levels. Also that covering my mouth tactic doesn't work very well, it's why you have to go to the breathing thing to get the job done.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

I dunno, if I need to I'll find a non-throat punching solution.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[well, she didn't want to bring up the successful way you got her to stop talking was through kissing]

And I'll work on not deserving a punch in the throat.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

And I'm sure that'll be really, really hard considering how easy it is to make me mad at you and all.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[letting her fingers slip through yours before pulling her hand back to take another sip of bourbon]

Just because you don't do it, doesn't mean I don't deserve it.

You don't even need to be mad just, like, that face you make when you're trying not to look unhappy.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

[sitting back and cradling her drink and trying not to look unhappy]

Just because you think you deserve it also doesn't mean you deserve it.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Hey, I had a lot of different people tell me I deserved it. It's different.

[but sensing the unhappy face coming and moving over to sit next to you, putting a hand on your knee]

The fact that you don't think so is why I don't want to be a jerk to you.You are pretty much number one on my don't be a jerk to list. You and, like, enthusiastic puppies.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

[clearly softening at that.

well, not that she was exactly cold or steely before.

but, you know. She's not going to make unhappy face, anyway.]

I think I'm okay with sharing the spotlight with puppies.

[the_ex_in_xp]

You still get the spotlight. Puppies do stuff like chew on your shoes and pee on things, and you haven't done that to me, so you're way ahead on the good behavior points.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Glad to hear I'm being judged on the important stuff like whether I'm chewing on things or not, hon.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I've known some biters, it makes a difference.

[taking a swig of her beer this time and leaning forward]

And, I'm glad to report, I haven't had anyone pee on my stuff yet. I want to keep those high standards.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

[lightly smacking you on the shoulder and making an exaggerated grossed-out face, clearly playing it up for the sake of entertainment]

Okay, Ramona, ew.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Hey, I said they didn't. C'mon give me some credit.